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Urban Dictionary

Some dumbass website that tells you some dumbass shit. Like WHAT THE FUCK YOU RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING BY TURNING IT INTO A SEX TERM
P1: Hey, what're you doing?
P2: Checking out Urban Dictionary.
P1: What a shame.
by Xx_Respect_The_Drip_Karen_xX November 28, 2020
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The best and funniest dictionary ever. Also, look up Holden. I know someone who's name is Holden and that definition is so wrong.
by coolkitten686 November 29, 2020
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The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.
by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

(noun)

| ur·ban dic·tio·nary |

Definition
: an online lexicon containing free and uncensored info about the meanings, pronunciations, uses and origins of words everyone is thinking about yet not saying out loud... and not just about words the Censurers want you to know.
By hyperlinking a comment, my friend Flanje -unknowingly- introduced me to the internet gem that Urban Dictionary is.
by frenioz00 February 21, 2020
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A dictionary that includes modern language. people can add definitions to it.
by PeachClovers February 21, 2020
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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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Urban douche

Someone that tries to create a definition for their name or their girlfriend's / boyfriend's name. The definition typically consists of calling themselves or their significant other the most beautiful or handsome person in the world.
Person 1: Stephen submitted a definition for his own name that talks about how cool he is.

Person 2: What an Urban douche!
by Kevin the Hun March 6, 2020
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