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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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Teegyn

A girl who has gone through a lot of trauma and many different difficult things in her life, but even then is THE most drop dead gorgeous and most thoughtful person ever. She may overthink and look mean at first, but after she opens up she has the most harmonious laugh and will laugh at all of your jokes. She is the most perfect and beautiful person if you give her a chance, make sure not to get on her bad side!
Who’s that gorgeous girl?

That’s Teegyn!
by Ggeveve November 22, 2023
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Tree hugger

A nigga that must hug a tree to receive his lashings.
by TyroneBBBC December 2, 2023
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TheEgg

TheEgg is the most handsome man on epikchat and IRL
by SirTheEgg February 26, 2024
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Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!
by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024
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tree.

by anonymous March 6, 2024
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Treeburton

Leeburtons final form
When Leeburton is around trees there’s a suddenly boom and treeburton is born
by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024
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