Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

tree vr

A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag

OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.

by Treevr April 16, 2022

peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

Tree Bitch

The bitch of the trees; Noah

“I’m the tree bitch I speak for the trees”

by Why are we hear just to suffer October 23, 2019

american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D January 26, 2016