Monkey Man

In the spring of 2001, in New Delhi India, people began to report strange sightings and attacks of a 'monkey-man.'The police released a corny cartoonish sketch of the monkey-like attacker, who 'had claws for hands,' and went about jumping around the streets and alleys attacking innocent people as they slept. Fear and paranoia struck New Delhi as hundreds of reports came in about monkey-man attacks. Neighbors formed vigilante groups, the police formed a special unit, and politicians accused pakistan of sending a robot spy. All of this took place, reported on CNN, ABC, NBC, and David Letterman even had a top ten list about the nefarious Monkey-Man of India. People actually died. People were injured, but to this day, nobody really knows what 'monkey-man' really was. Later police, after taking part in the hysteria themselves, declared Monkey-Man a hoax.
The Monkey Man is coming, the Monkey Man is coming!
by sternwise October 01, 2006
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waste man

A boi or a man who is a complate dick head. He is involved in pointless activities and go on as if he is good when he is not!!. You dont even want to be near them
by Fayola September 13, 2006
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The J Man

I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...
by Jimmy Hardwick April 22, 2006
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Man Points

Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code
Man: "wow you just snowboarded down Mt Everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire....with no limbs.............. you get 7 Man Points

Limbless Man: "Wow cheers erm.. thanks alot.... i guess"
by James Newby September 07, 2007
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Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft
His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.
by lynneh January 05, 2004
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man boobs

i was at raging waters and i saw a dude with man boobs
by yo mama April 30, 2004
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man of the cloth

A member of the clergy.
Billy Graham is a man of the cloth.
by AdamD March 08, 2006
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