Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010

raspberry dick

When you blow on a penis or testical area such as making a fart sound just like you would do to someone's belly.

I gave Tye a raspberry dick today. dick farting

by cum slut March 13, 2016

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

equestria dick

The biggest pony in town

Man he had an impressive equestria dick that ripped me open

by daddyyellow April 23, 2017

Dick Silly

An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.

I cant wait to get to his house, I am going to go Dick Silly on him all night!

by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

maple dick

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.

My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.

by sparkyjo December 17, 2014