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Faggot

What is a faggot? You see, dear reader, let me tell you a story.

There is this guy called, let’s just call him Oat, and Oat acted really weird most of the time. He kept making homosexual jokes and well, always was a very zesty to the boys he talked to, to the point people got annoyed at it.

Oat is a faggot, not because he’s gay, but because he acts way too zesty among his friends.
Person 1: “I picked the second option because it had Batman in it.”
Oat: “Lowkey, Batman is such a bitch 👅 c’mere babe”
Person 1: “Man you’re such a faggot, Oat.”
by Perma-Sensei 0///0💢 February 4, 2025
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Faggot

wow did you fellas hear about how that faggot got overthrown it was kinda crazy
by flynnn September 30, 2023
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faggot vampire

To desire, perform or indulge in sexually perverse activities due to a societal distortion. Eventually forcing or pushing unsuspecting victims into the path of similar sexual perversions in an effort to grow it as a societal norm. It's not gay, it's much worse.
The cops in Ottawa became faggot vampires during the 1990s.
by Alpinta December 26, 2023
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Faggotting

The act of masturbating by thrusting your penis inside the hollow pole of an LGBTQ pride flag.
We decided to try faggotting that weekend.
by grigger13 January 20, 2025
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Jacket the Faggot

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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