The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013
Get the Fart steppingmug. a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )
by bridgetmidget33 December 25, 2010
Get the tule fartmug. by bigbobp July 10, 2011
Get the perfect fartmug. An explosive emission of wind from the Anus ( by male or female mammals) when entering the swimming pool or area of water, which is deep enough to cover the arse area.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Linda entered the pool after a lovely take away curry the previous night, and proceeded to engage in an energetic breast stroke, on the first stroke various bubbles broke the surface, which were clearly inhaled by other pool users.
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
by Peteskye October 15, 2014
Get the Pool Fartmug. When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.
I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.
by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018
Get the Milky Fartmug. <Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista
by master pog mo fo emma April 25, 2006
Get the cracker fartmug. Sneaking in a silent and pungent fart, not warning the intended victim. Different than an SBD (silent but deadly) based on torturous intent.
by C H Luke November 13, 2011
Get the Fart rapemug.