by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025
Get the Texas tattoomug. Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024
Get the Texas Tape&Floatmug. A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug. A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.
by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018
Get the Southwest Texasmug. It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button
by Jchiggins 12 March 6, 2024
Get the texas tbonemug. A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.
by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025
Get the texas beautymug. texas is so gay
person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
by snowos March 1, 2022
Get the texasmug.