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turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.
My girl turded me last night it was great
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.
Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?
by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021
mugGet the Turd-Mouthmug.

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.
The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.
by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020
mugGet the turd sandwichmug.

Turd Sandwich

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.
by Konfukd December 2, 2019
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Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022
mugGet the Turd Handlermug.

Turd burglar

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?
by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019
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Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.
If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.
by riccroccman July 3, 2014
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