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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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Snake

To go behind someone’s back, usually a friend/friends and inject venom into the situation by malice.
Fran said that Pav and Raul constantly went to a sleezy club infernos in front of Pav’s new girl.

Fran had snakes Pav.
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Smug Snake

A sleazy, morally-slippery (often scheming) person, with a giant ego and/or delusions of magnificence.
”He thought he was an excellent charmer and that he could manipulate everyone around him for his own gain, but he is such an obvious slimeball that nobody bought it.”
”What a smug snake!”
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Snaked

You would never want to be snaked or snake anyone. To be snaked means to be caught off-guard in a fist fight. A person will grab your hair from behind and drag you. Snaking someone can make you look weak.
Jessica: Why did you snake Ashley, that fight was so unfair.
Ashley: you really snaked me? That is 'bout the weakest, lowest thing you could do. I want my ones.
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Snaked

To be snaked means to be caught off-guard in a fist fight. Tge person snaking you will not tell you about the fight and will come up behind you and grab you by your hair and drag you. This is a unfair fight. You never want to be snaked or snake someone. Snaking someone make you look weak and it's very low.
Ashley: You snaked me because your weak, not becuase you know how to fight sweetie, let's do this for real.
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Snake

Snitching, lying or deceiving someone.
Callum Scott was a snake when he lied to his accomplices.
by EnderofBaka September 28, 2020
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Snake bight

Where you leve your friends for a shot amount of time to go masturbate and then return unseen.
My friend snuck out of the party to go snake bight

Dude ill be back in a minute I have to go snake bight
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