on a snake in the sea 

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.

Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.

on a snake in the sea by juiceco January 12, 2017

Feed the snake 

words used at American car auctions by auctioneers when a Ford fabricated car gets sold / crosses the block

That 67 Shelby Gt500 just sold for 200k usd , FEED THE SNAKE !

Feed the snake by l'e' duura lavura con la Nomur January 17, 2017

Jake the Snake 

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

Jake the Snake by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

albanian shoulderless brown snake 

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

albanian shoulderless brown snake by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

Illinois brown snake by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

Nicaraguan Brown Snake 

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

Nicaraguan Brown Snake by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

Albino Garden Snake 

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

Albino Garden Snake by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017