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Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.
by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017
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Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.
Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.
by strikerdew June 3, 2013
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tounge punching the dirt starfish

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing
by jeff monroe May 26, 2006
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Tounge punch the Fart box

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad
"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"
by princess tounge punch August 22, 2011
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five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds
I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.
by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013
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Punch me harder Kyle

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle
by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021
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Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking
Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?
by 60x6 March 11, 2019
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