Packing a Dan Soder

Based on the popular stand-up comedian, packing a Dan Soder is in reference to having a penis with an abnormally large head.

"OMG Becky, the guy in the grey sweatpants over there is packing a Dan Soder."

by Essdogger October 24, 2023

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

pack secured

When you secure/obtain the package, wether it be drugs, food, or anything of value

Me: Aye bro bro, you got any bud

Plug: Yeah G, pack secured

Me: Yo homie can u pick up my Chinese otw back to the crib
Homie: Yeah pack secured b

by CatInTheHatThatGoesSlimeSlatt December 16, 2019

shaq packed

The disappointed feeling following the consumption of a a shaq pack and not becoming shaq.

"Damn, did you see Vivian this morning?"
"Yea man she looked shaq packed"

by Negro Won-Kenobi April 18, 2016

Just Pack Your Bags Bro

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"

"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"

by isnt.that.useful April 1, 2025

Hydration Pack

Hydration pack; a book bag that holds a sack of water mainly used by hikers to stay alive from the harshest of conditions also known as the hot ass sun, some alcoholics may use them as well to get “loaded” or “blitzed” while observing the nature with their loved ones.

I’m excited for the hike I have about two liters of modelo in my hydration pack.

by Hydro pack April 18, 2020

pride of the pack

The feelings of accomplishment you manage to fit your whole asshole back inside yourself

"When i finally got my whole asshole back inside myself I truly felt 'the pride of the pack'"

by PatchyScratchy July 9, 2023