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hot pocket syndrome

during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
by Goods September 5, 2006
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Cleveland Hot Pocket

The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
by Mandingo25115 June 23, 2008
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Frog In His Pocket

Interchangeable with 'stick up his ass'. Figurative statement meaning irritable or stuck up.
Dude did have you talked to John today? Has he got a frog in his pocket or what?
by Paulsac September 30, 2007
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.
Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.
by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019
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zipp ass pockets

adj. n. back jean pockets with zippers on them
Mike scratched Brannon's car with his zipp ass pockets
by dfalcool April 29, 2012
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miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
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Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
by Damnultra July 18, 2019
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