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Wikipedia Hell

Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
Dude, I can't get to Jesus from this Wikipedia page. I must be in Wikipedia Hell.
by The Real Astan October 5, 2013
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Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.
Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.
by Azræl October 13, 2013
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hell for leather

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck
by pugsymalone December 27, 2011
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grin from hell

huge smile that simply will not go away, despite obvious facial muscle fatigue.
You've just spent all day in a Porsche, at the racetrack, with a professional driver coaching you around. It's 11PM now, you're in the hotel room, unable to sleep because your jaw hurts so much from the grin from hell you're stuck with now.
by runnamukk June 29, 2011
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why hell froze over

Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.
by Cash_Mohney October 12, 2023
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Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist
If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell themyour mother sews socks in hell!”
by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023
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hell

a place to wich you are transported in a large yellow prison bus to tortured with slave work and forced to eat slop and fuck your mother.
bye mom im off to hell!
by theurbangamer October 20, 2023
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