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NinjaStomP 

1.) The Best girl ever on the Xbox.com forums
2.) What happens when you get on her bad side
3.) The girl everyone should like.
The girl NinjaStomP over at the xbox.com forums owns all!
Don't get on her bad side, she will NINJASTOMP YOU!!!
NinjaStomP by Anonymous July 28, 2003

ninja linking 

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.
I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.
ninja linking by Anonymous February 10, 2003
A Person that is brain dead a fourm.
ninjaae by Shady Milkman August 2, 2003
Used as a suffix attached to a noun to describe exceptional luck or skillz in a particular area.
Dude, I so CAN drive! I'm a damn car ninja!
-ninja by Kaji February 28, 2004
Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.

A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:

No
Income
No
Job or
Assets

Without income, jobs or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.

These peeps are now ninjah
Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
ninja by ptr March 3, 2008

Ninja Ice Cream Man 

A pedophile ice cream man who sells "Ninja" Ice Cream and RC Toys during the winter, and has the peircing looks of a terrorist including the strong accent.
The Ninja Ice Cream Man and his chocolatey goodness uses his RC toys to lure his prey.
Ninja Ice Cream Man by Expired Water February 17, 2010