goofy mother fucker

when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal

man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!

by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022

Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"

If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.

by sussy moment December 12, 2022

mary mother of yeshua

The Virgin Mary, Mother of Yeshua, a Hebrew Girl

Mary Mother of Yeshua had a fine eye.

by CalvinFL December 14, 2022

my mother

A BIG FAT LAZY PERSON

MY MOTHER IS U

by DEZPP December 19, 2022

your mother

lovely woman, my wife

“i smashed your mother”

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023