porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv January 4, 2008

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ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009

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suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

by evilcorey October 27, 2004

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Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

by Mac777daddy August 29, 2011

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Grass Monkey

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.

A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

by Bunty n KMac May 4, 2008

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