moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

noah's mom

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money

I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'

by kankaroo jock July 16, 2008

Stacey's mom

Generally an oldish woman with excess body fat from having one too many kids. She generally doesn't appreciate kids singing that song, neither does her kid. Because quite frankly, and 40+ year old women who you wouldn't even want to see in a tank top, is not attractive. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

Stacey: Hi, my name's Stacey.
Person: Hey,like the song Stacey's Mom! Your mom's got it going on!
Stacey: No, not unless you like fat hags.

by StaceyK September 28, 2008

My Mom

the president

"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"

by crackersam April 27, 2003

your mom

The pathetic last resort of someone who can't think of a decent comeback, but is too stubborn to admit defeat.

Guy A:"You're an idiot and dont' know what you're talking about!"
Guy B:"Yeah well... your mom!"

by Canadamus Prime May 25, 2006

Michael's Mom

The mom of Michael

Michael's Mom Give's Him Kisses

by Michael's Mom 1234567890987654 December 15, 2009

your mom

something retards say when they want to sound cool or funny, usually people thing they are mentally unstable or asian.

dude1: you suck balls
dude2: your mom sucks balls

dude1: whats wrong with you
dude2: your mom

dude1: i fucked my girlfriend last night
dude2: i fucked your mom last night

by stevo_92 April 25, 2006