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Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose
Person 1: “Yeah I gave my girl a Mike wazowski piss eye last night.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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Mike Wazowski

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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The depraved sexual act of hitting it from behind inside of a walk in fridge or freezer full of food, whilst wearing half of a work uniform.
I just heard Justin and Crystal pulled a Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket the other day.
by Qball1984 January 23, 2026
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Beardless Mike

I went to a roller derby event and someone had their beardless mike hanging out of their pants
by Fist56 January 25, 2026
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