by broken_heart_for_life_gang_999 April 14, 2022
Get the Loink Mastermug. When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
Get the Girth Mastermug. Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Divorced from their mastersmug. by Squidilicious June 13, 2017
Get the master sastermug. Master Kaiju is a great kisser in fact he payed 70 dollars to get his first he has such a big penis all of the ladies just love him to no end, he could take all of his friends girl friends if he wanted to but he plays too nice
by Sexer6996 August 13, 2022
Get the master Kaijumug. An edge master is a person that is a master at edging. He's considered a ohio skibidi rizz grimace shake kai cenat gyat bussin automatically
Person 1: THAT GUY EDGED FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT!
Person 2: I KNOW HE'S THE EDGE MASTER BRO!! HE'S SO OHIO RIZZ SKIBIDI!!
Person 2: I KNOW HE'S THE EDGE MASTER BRO!! HE'S SO OHIO RIZZ SKIBIDI!!
by I DONT LIKE THEIS December 8, 2023
Get the Edge Mastermug. by anonymous March 1, 2022
Get the round mastermug.