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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
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knickers like a paddling pool 

Of a lady in a sexually excited state
Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool
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shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.
MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

i like your necklace 

usally reffers to a women's boobs. it is when a women is wearing a long and flashy necklace with a low cut shirt
guy: Hey i like your necklace ;)
girl: uh thanks?
guy: *chuckles*
i like your necklace by imlolingirl November 15, 2010

Mount me and ride me like a horse 

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

The Fuck I Look Like 

A shortening of the phrase- "What the Fuck do i look like?"
Jessica-Why don't you do your homework!?

Caitlyn- THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE!!!!!
The Fuck I Look Like by blackazngurl September 11, 2009

Old like the condom in your wallet 

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.
A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.