by Clyce October 13, 2017
by Ck12345 June 06, 2014
When a girl sucks your dick for so long she develops ridges on the inside of her lips
jessica:Dang mario!I sucked Chris' dick for so long I got ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!
jessica:Dang mario!I sucked Chris' dick for so long I got ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!
Jess:Dang Mario!I sucked Chris'dick for so long I have ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!
by kkkallday May 29, 2015
Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
by Cock expert January 26, 2020
Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.
by pseudonym338 May 25, 2012
Person: "There's no doubt that Joe Biden is a good president"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"
by Retard_Ryan February 09, 2023