kentucky thumb

When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.

She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.

by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

A sex position where you shove your thumb into you partner's neck while you pound away downstairs.

Oh baby, you're totally getting the Kentucky plug tonight!

by ToesAndSticks May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When it's that time of the month and you're poking her in the ass, but shove a thumb in her vag to keep the blood from pouring out.

Didn't want to stain the sheets while my girl was on the rag, so I gave her the Kentucky Plug

by AmboDriver May 20, 2021

the Kentucky plug

A sexual term for fingering a woman

"Im going to give her the kentucky plug tonight"

by FlowFFA May 20, 2021

Kentucky Mud Dog

The act of sucking a turd out of someone’s ass.

“Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”

by Chevylanche October 16, 2025

Kentucky plug

When using your thumb is the best option.

Honey please use the Kentucky Plug tonight. It will save us

by Danthemansoder May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A term referring to the sticking of your thumb up a woman(or man) for sexual pleasure, calling back to Kentucky Ballistics .50 BMG accident, were his life was saved by his thumb. This term was popularized after the May 20th 2021 installment of gun meme review hosted by Brandon Herrera

I'm gonna give her a Kentucky Thumb tonight.

by imadeanaccountjusttopostonce May 20, 2021