Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
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Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
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Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
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