National eat your gf day 

December 5 is national eat ur girl out day.

Yo today is national eat your gf day

National eat your gf day by Oralluvr December 5, 2023

go eat a christmas tree 

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

go eat a christmas tree by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!

Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*

International Eat Tears Day by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

National eat her out day 

On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night

person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day

Person 2: don’t mind if I do

National eat her out day by Official Odisha photo March 14, 2024

National eat marcuses ass day 

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

National eat marcuses ass day by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

National eat someone out day 

National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.

"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."

National eat someone out day by Not_agoodusername May 18, 2024

Keira eat ass 

You are cdog and you are dating a girl but she eat ass

“Yo Chris what Keira up to tonight?”
“Idk I just know Keira eat ass so prob that.”

Keira eat ass by Nerome27283 May 25, 2024