Dylan

A guy who is so kind hearted and loves antelopes. Person that will make u laugh during every situation even if your getting harassed by the persons cousin. Dylan is a great person and whoever he loves is the most luckiest person EVERRRRR

Best person, antelope lover, best person ever, Dylan is the best hehe

by Katie panella December 27, 2017

Dylan

Dylan gets all the bitches but he fucks up talking to them. He calls people a negro he also likes mr. santel. He is a piece of shit that can barely do anything. He also has a micro-penis

Dylan get girls with his looks not his personality

by Taha is da bomb January 16, 2020

dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

Dylan

the name of a 15 year old white kid who shoots up churches

Person 1- did you see the news the other day? Someone shot up a church

Person 2- yeah that’s just Dylan

by Pimp & b January 6, 2021

Dylan

Likes catching grass carp

Dylan: I caught a grass carp!!
Friend: I hate them
Dylan: they fight so hard

by Big fish guy October 10, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a boy who pursues women and then when he gets what he wants he love bombs her, gaslights her, manipulates her, and then cheats on her. He tells her he’s going to give her everything she wants, but tell another girl he wants her babies and to marry her!

I love my new boyfriend! He’s the best

What’s his name?

Dylan!

Oh no…

by Fiona rosesky May 1, 2024