Dylan O'Brien

The sexiest, handsomest, most perfect human in the world. Also the funniest, most sarcastic, sexually and not sexually attractive male ever made, he is modest and genuinely kind. Dylan is my husband and my soulmate. And we all secretly have sexual fantasies about him.

Friend:I would totally fuck Dylan O'Brien
Me: can I confess something to you
Friend:yeah
Me: iv had sexual fantasies about Dylan O'Brien
Friend:...
Me:...
Friend:me to
Me: fucin hell

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Dylan

A rude, annoying, and cruel boy who rides a bus. If you are a boy by this name you may be the complete opposite but this name gives me the freaks! Dylan is a complete future man hoe! He tells you that you sleep with you parents and says he buys you dildos. Girls, if you find a Dylan than keep him close. But figure out if he is a man horror first.

Dylan: Hey, Girl, you slept with your dad last night!
Girl: Bitch no... no! *cries*

by xXKVNXx May 17, 2018

Dylan Fujii

Big cock Asian man

On his that the big cocked Dylan Fujii

by Wonton2468 October 21, 2020

Dylan

The most gay ass kid that plays with peoples hands and calls you gay names.

Lunch Table: "Oh shit here comes Dylan"
Dylan: Hi sweeties, can I kiss you?
Luch Table: Gay AF

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022

dylan

dumbest person of all and is gay

eww, that guy must be a dylan

by your friends cute December 1, 2019

Dylan

He is a kind and cute boy who will give his life to you. He has the cutest brown hair and the warmest brown eyes. He will be your friend. (Unless you piss him off) He is a bit clumsy but has an amazing sense of humour. Being a bit clueless make him adorable.

Look Dylan is my best friend!

by Thvgk November 6, 2020

Dylan Booty

Next Prom King

Dylan Booty is Dylan Booty obv

by Ikonik_delta341 April 25, 2022