Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.

Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?

by Bella Rose June 13, 2019

dylan ramsburg

A little homo

Hey look at that Dylan Ramsburg over there.

by Holybulgness December 24, 2016

Dylan

A sexy beast with a long shlong with a cool fedora

i gotta get me a dylan

by cora7893 January 29, 2021

Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.

Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024

daddy dylan

dylan is so phucking hot. hes probs the most hot guy you will ever see.

did you see daddy dylan packing

by not dylan22 October 14, 2020

dylan

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020

Dirty Dylan

The dirty Dylan is a short skinny starved kid who is always in trouble he is forced to eat canned tuna and leaves for every mean he is a notorious head giver and love cock it’s his job don’t bother him unless you have $20

Bro have you heard about dirty Dylan he gives good head

by TitsWitz October 18, 2023