drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

Drunk Door

Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.

Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"

by Girlsof225 September 25, 2011

danish drunk

Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.

Do you want to get danish drunk?

by Openhygge July 13, 2017

drunk vaping

Vaping only when intoxicated.

Oh , I’m into drunk vaping. I only vape when i’m drinking!

by mermaidmamamilker October 25, 2023

Assault Drunk

Directly translated from Finnish. Drinking a lot of booze in a short time to catch up on your friends who started earlier and achieve the same level of drunkness. What'll happen in reality you get too drunk way too fast and end up in the weirdest of situations.

I got off work and got assault drunk to hang out with friends. Ended up naked on the street with no recollection.

by MagicMairou June 16, 2023

e-drunk

Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.

The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?

by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020