Drivermanship

"Drivermanship" refers to the skills, techniques, and mindset required to be a responsible, efficient, and safe driver.

1) "Amit’s drivermanship was evident when he calmly handled a sudden downpour, kept a steady speed, and safely guided us home while other drivers struggled on the slippery roads."

2)"Rahul’s drivermanship showed when he smoothly avoided a sudden pothole and kept the ride safe for everyone."

by Undisputed_1 April 3, 2025

Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

driverticulitis

An inflamed-intestinal disorder caused by spending too much time behind da wheel.

As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Driven Through Ukraine

To describe a particularly bad experience while driving anywhere. Bonus points for damage to the car and some mental trauma.

God damn, that was a horrible commute in that heavy traffic during that storm! I might as well have Driven Through Ukraine!

by joe995 August 1, 2025

Decepticon Driver

Straight Goddamn Head Drop.

Hurts like the willies.

Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!

by not gbomber March 23, 2003

Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.

OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...

by OMKOM March 23, 2003

audio-drivel

An amalgam of pent-up sexual frustation, delusions of rock and rol grandeur and a considerable serving of faggotry that have resulted in a true gender-bending manslime consumption unit.

I went to a San Francisco bath house and an audio-drivel came up and offered me an anal intrusion WITH MAXIMUM PREJUDICE.

by RallehROL March 30, 2003