`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`Because`~`I`~`Can`~`Finesse`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.

Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!

by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014

Trash Cans

The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.

MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 19, 2024

Butt Can

Some who like butts in a can.

I’m such a butt can.
Ew your a butt can.

by Wee waa March 29, 2021

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.

Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother

by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011