schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

schardt cake by esbestes May 20, 2007

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Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

Layered Poop Cake by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

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cum cake

cake with cum instead of icing

that fat hoe ate all the cum cake

cum cake by reno April 17, 2005

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Caesare

Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.

"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."

Caesare by lalaland429 September 6, 2009