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Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
mugGet the Cuddle fuckermug.

Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.
Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient
by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021
mugGet the Dog Fuckermug.

fuckered out

When you're so tuckered out that you feel like you've been the sub of an orgy, but with none of the pleasure and all of the exhaustion.
You know you're fuckered out when you can barely drive after working your 13-hour shift and collapse into a blissfully unthinking mess on your bed.
by Milodic_Mellodi April 20, 2019
mugGet the fuckered outmug.

Serial Fucker

The guy who gets one pussy once
by FL0R4 April 23, 2025
mugGet the Serial Fuckermug.

fucker foul

is to deliberately say or do something in the middle of someone's being high to fuck up their happy mood or they're high
man the other night I was in a good position to get head from my old lady and she had to fucker Foul Me by bringing up that bitch I cheat on with her last month
by Minge June 3, 2018
mugGet the fucker foulmug.

Funt fucker

guy who fucks a girls funt
(not in the pussy but just funt)
jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way

sussy, soo where was it at then?

jan, i think he just fucked my funt...

sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker
by kaleb pierce March 15, 2008
mugGet the Funt fuckermug.

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