Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

sad bowl

A bowl of weed that is primarily tobacco with all the weed you can find on your floor or in your keyboard on top

I ran out of weed yesterday so now I have to smoke a sad bowl with what I've got left

by Nasty Sauce November 4, 2020

Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.

I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.

by extramsg November 6, 2020

Super Bowl Hangover

The super bowl hangover is what happens when a team loses the super bowl and they become trash all of a sudden. They become a laughing stock in the league and all of their bandwagon fans will jump to the Super Bowl Champion.

The 49ers had a Super Bowl Hangover in 2020 because they lost and all their players got injured. They missed the playoffs and the bandwagon fans are now wearing Chiefs jerseys

by Tallwer December 30, 2020

fish bowl

The act of putting goldfish crackers in your partners mouth and either ejaculating or spitting in your partners mouth and or other orifices in order to create a “fish bowl”.

Man1“Damn my girl so freaky she let me fish bowl
her last night”
Man2”damn I wish I could find a girl like that”

by Undercooked January 3, 2021

Edmonds bowl

"Edmonds bowl" is when a trucking company fucks you so hard up your ass that when the driver sits repeatedly in the seat, overtime the blown out ass whole begins to form a bowl like shape into the seat.

Looking at Chris's semi truck seat, you can tell his company is giving him a bad case of edmonds bowl.

by Riddigity January 24, 2021

Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.

Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021