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aaron alabowka

Aaron alabowka is not smart
by Suclme May 14, 2021
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Troy Alabama

Troy Alabama is a place full of smelly folks.
MelissaThem boys from Troy Alabama stank”
by whatafag January 21, 2022
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selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks
by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022
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Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
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full Alabama

I gave her the full Alabama after a few drinks!
by AverageJunkie February 21, 2023
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freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023
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The Alabama Switcheroo

When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.
Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.
by Glorbicle June 22, 2023
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