Dylan, also known as the Blood Angel God. Dylan is the type of guy who will provide care for you whenever needed. Feeling troubled? Dylans there to talk. Even if he's not aware of the situation you will still receive his best feedback and have him listen all in. Dylan can be a passionate person when it comes to hobbies. Normally, whenever he finds something, he sticks to it and never lets go. He loves to chat about his hobbies whenever he gets the chance to do so.
"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"The most chillest fucking guy you'll ever get to meet." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"Dylan is a piece of gods work." - PigeonsThinkIamGod
"You're crazy, Im crazy, we're Dylanazy."
"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."
"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."
"Hey, have you heard of Dylan? I heard he sleeps a lot. One day... Im sure he'll be a superstar, Sleeping King of the Day."
"When I saw Dylan I broke my kneecaps, I couldn't believe what I had run into. He changed my life..."
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