A simpleton who lacks common sense. People who are named Kyle, Paolo, Felix, Francais are all Generic simps who need help.
by Simping simp March 28, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
by Dothefig December 9, 2019
Get the SIMP mug.“If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe, your a simp... if you buy her all new clothes and she says ‘Well thank you, bro,’ you’re a simp,” - Yung Nugget
by nickabrukidding March 4, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A beta male who puts himself in front of anything, his gender and even his family, only to realize that they aren't into them, the true enemy of the boys and are growing everyday.
"Man, cant wait for Pokimane to read my 600 dollar donation telling her I love her."
Pokimane: *doesn't see*
Simp: I've been bamboozled...
Pokimane: *doesn't see*
Simp: I've been bamboozled...
by imthebruhman April 18, 2020
Get the Simp mug.by Broddy bates October 11, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A girl or boy who will go to extreme measures to please a girl or boy that they like, as to get their attention.
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