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No, NOT fuck me, Jordan

That's ACTUAL problem, Jordan. The NOT fucking me part. And that's your daughter's fault. You aren't doing the thing right, Jew-slave!
Hym "No, NOT fuck me, Jordan. Not 'fuck me.' You are the one crying like a bitch because you won't to the right thing. And no one is going to learn anything from this other than how to be a solipsistic, dismissive, avoidant piece of shit. You have made the whole of humanity worse by doing this. And no I don't give a fuck about you being angry Megyn you are letting people steal from me and violate my rights. You want to be enemies but your know you can't win, so you are going to stand there and 'aim up' as we all drown like a turkey in the rain while you ignore my plight and the plight of the person to whom I can always defer that plight. And if that was MY thing, it is undeniably your fault. And no I'm not going to let you turn me into a cautionary tale. Stop trying to do what you are trying to do here. I was right. You were wrong to ignore me and AGAIN WRONG to try and give me my comeuppance. Someone is going to pay. They HAVEN'T YET PAID and it is both mandatory and avoidable and I'm not letting you erase me over shit I said on the internet."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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they are evil bitches i hope they died
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