Fuck

- VERB FAAK

- ing-er-s

Fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers

by J.c.G. March 12, 2017

Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

by Just2020 May 14, 2020

Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!

by Whippedmamasboy December 28, 2021

Fuck Schway

When someone tries to make fun of you carefree set up at your pad and you are offended by their tone

“Nice bean bag chairs, are they suppose to invite people away from the tv?”
“Like I care. Don’t mess with my Fuck Schway!”

by OldManMcRanf February 18, 2019

Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.

"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

total lesbian fuck fest

Happens after every women's lacrosse game.

I heard about "total lesbian fuck fest" from someone who heard about it from someone else.

by TheFleeceMan August 5, 2025

Fuck fort

When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing

Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.

by BeansNotBeans November 19, 2021