Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022

All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks

Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.

by Gingsterlicious June 05, 2015

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 26, 2021

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 09, 2023

The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 29, 2024

Vindictive Fuck

When you break up with a girl for your best friends sister....

Then on the backend end up smashing the other girl on spite on your best friends sister.

Because you realize you made a mistake breaking up with your girl originally.

Bruh, I'm about to vindictive fuck my ex so hard.

by D'endo June 26, 2023

humpty-fuck

In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.

"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"

by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018