Max

Max is just a real piece of shit. Nobody likes Max.
*Max enters room.
*Everyone else leaves room.
by Hayyiy October 28, 2020
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Max

They are just named Max. They have been born. They most likely have hobbies. They might like food.
Friend: Hey Max.
Max: Hi!
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This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex
Don’t be such a Max!
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Max is a very good kisser who always likes the girl who make him laugh.
Max: hey babe

Babe:kiss me when I get to yours kiss me hard

Max. Ok babe
by Macyman September 07, 2019
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a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed
Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max
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max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.
max? oh yeah, i’m in love with that dude.
by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020
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Bruh max where the fuck did you come from.
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