limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

sweatpants dick

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

Pack Dicks

To be a slut; to enjoy simultaneous penetration by multiple dicks.

-Man, my girlfriend fucked Tommy.

-Lasorda?

-No dude, she's just a slut who likes to pack dicks.

by McMeddles February 18, 2009

eraser dick

A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.

I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.

by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

chuggin' dicks

A woman/man who is not only giving blowjobs on a regular basis, but giving them at rapid, and multiple rates.

Yo, chris! where's Erin?

She went inside with David, Ryan, and Tyler. She's probably in there chuggin' dicks

by Humorous Halucinogen March 22, 2009

insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason

"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"

by kendra_123 January 7, 2010