blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy
Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel
by wazirzakir March 23, 2016
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Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
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waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...
why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?
by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021
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dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer
waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
by mcfly penis face May 09, 2008
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Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 04, 2025
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Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 09, 2023
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Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.
I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle
by Kazow420 July 07, 2023
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