up baby mom who clings to the father of her child like it’s still 2012. Loud, petty, and always ready to serve up drama nobody ordered — just like the cafeteria worker who never left high school mentally. She's the type to call herself the “main one” even though he’s moved on 3 relationships ago.
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Bro, I’m done — my lunch lady baby mom pulled up to my girl’s job again.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025
Get the Lunch ladymug. Folks, we have had an incredible time tonight
Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)
Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)
A long time ago, I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time
by Death Menace September 25, 2023
Get the Ladymug. by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016
Get the Lady Love Envelopemug. I have a name for Lady Caca's recent movie: House of Pussy! This is also what will happen if Lady Caca buys The Playboy Mansion! (I think it already was sold, but I don't know to whom.)
by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022
Get the Lady Caca's House of Pussymug. Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
Get the Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnsonmug. by Mrs. Ladywood February 3, 2021
Get the Juicy Ladymug. A "purple lady" is a woman who is gender nonconformist and embraces their duality, red/pink (female) + blue (male) = purple. It can also refer to a man who transitioned, becoming a woman. Hence, he is a purple lady. Found uncommonly but not rare either among American LGBTQ+ circles as a term of endearment and self love
Yoel: You see that girl, she's a bit of a purple lady!
Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!
Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!
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Get the Purple ladymug.