up baby mom who clings to the father of her child like it’s still 2012. Loud, petty, and always ready to serve up drama nobody ordered — just like the cafeteria worker who never left high school mentally. She's the type to call herself the “main one” even though he’s moved on 3 relationships ago.
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Traits:
Local
Closet ho
Criminal
Drunk
Liar
Slut
Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat
Bro, I’m done — my lunch lady baby mom pulled up to my girl’s job again.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”
by Heatherriffic1 August 06, 2025
Lunch Lady
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
His baby mom is such a Lunch Lady — always causing problems and acting like she still runs the show.”
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
by Heatherriffic1 August 06, 2025
Neil said .. I'm not gay I look at sex w men a sport
Like while I'm homosporting im playing a game it's like tennis. My wife won't understand. I'm not gay it's a sport
Like while I'm homosporting im playing a game it's like tennis. My wife won't understand. I'm not gay it's a sport
by Heatherriffic1 August 06, 2025
A name for a type of woman that lies and manipulates her child to be at her ex and to harm her baby daddy if her way is not met
One who steals from one man and used the child to place the lie
One who steals from one man and used the child to place the lie
by Heatherriffic1 August 06, 2025
Your boyfriend keeps calling me .. he's a thirsty farm animal ..
when my boyfriend is on hook up sites .. he's a farm animal
I'm over your actions Lou.. you just show me that your a farm animal
My boyfriend is a thirsty playing farm animal
when my boyfriend is on hook up sites .. he's a farm animal
I'm over your actions Lou.. you just show me that your a farm animal
My boyfriend is a thirsty playing farm animal
by Heatherriffic1 August 06, 2025
Lunch Lady
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
His baby mom is such a Lunch Lady — always causing problems and acting like she still runs the show.”
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
by Heatherriffic1 August 06, 2025