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Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 2, 2023
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Toeing

Using your toe to give him/her pleasure in orgasmic areas

Future: toe

Present: toeing
Past tense: Toed
Robert is going to toe Lisa

Robert is toeing Lisa

Lisa got a toed by Robert
by TNK3rd May 18, 2021
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Toe Jogan

A bastardized name for Joe Rogan, the popular American Podcaster.
Its used to mock him on certain topics, such as DMT, which Joe is seriously obsessed with.
Person 1: Hey dude have you ever tried DMT?
Person 2: Bruh you have been watching too much Toe Jogan
by Brachios July 22, 2021
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toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024
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pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.
*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"
by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 6, 2017
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camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.
"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"
by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022
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Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.
Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.
by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009
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