un potato me

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UN POTATO ME DANM IT

by joe among January 11, 2022

Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

Potato Play

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.

Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.

Damn that potato is hella hot.
I love me some potato play

by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018

Mashin My Potatoes

To be butt fucked by a person, place, or thing.

Hey devon these COD lobbies are really Mashin my potatoes.

by Richard Beater October 20, 2025

Potato

Usually a word for a low-end electronic device such as computers, phones, etc.

Sometimes used as an insult on individuals with a lower-level device.

That's a potato laptop.
He uses a potato computer.

by oldmodem December 10, 2018

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025