Fuck-monkey

1. A person with questionable mental capacity.
2. Person prone to "fucking up" on a regular basis.
3. Person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.A republican

The George W Bush is a real fuck-monkey.

by Charles du Plooy September 9, 2005

Monkey on a Stick

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone

He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

Monkey Juice

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.

Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!

by Bulldog October 16, 2008

ass monkey

A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.

At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.

by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004

shrub monkey

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery

damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

by we found a problem: June 5, 2007

ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009

suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

by evilcorey October 27, 2004