Taco Ring

This happens when a mexican goes down on a fat white woman from behind. He gives her anal pleasures with his mouth. When he rises from down below he has a taco textured ring around his mouth.

Did you see Jose's taco ring after he got done with Bertha?

by C daddy and J Miller August 13, 2011

Taco Surprise

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.

by Pussbag McGee November 23, 2020

Mighty Taco

Over priced taco joint loved by the locals but it’s actually dog shit.

Mike: Oh man I got the shits. Bob: you should not have got that bean burrito from mighty taco!!!

by Mickey Mcfinegan July 20, 2021

taco bell

secret name for going to burn a jay

tryin to go to taco bell

by bolk lewis March 28, 2008

baby taco

For super size:

6lbs Baby

4 tomaetoes

2 handfuls of cheese
Yum Yum Yum!!!

That was the biggest baby taco I have ever seen!

by muhawhahahahaha July 6, 2004

Majestic Taco

A troll, or hobbit that does not leave his cave unless he is need to venture for food or excreting body wastes.

Usually a small fat troll with glasses and a friend named Santa that is actually a 35 year old hairy man from Norway.

Supports the microsoft corporation greatly, might also possibly be the biggest supplier of online time to X-Box live.

Has no balance and cannot run without having extreme exhaustion

Dude, Seth wheres your bro?

Uhh, the troll is up-stiars raiding a village, or killing sum nubs.

Ask him if he wants to go on a bike ride....

HEY MAJESTIC TACO WANNA GO ON A BIKE RIDE????

i cant im too busy with santa.....oh santa baby i love you

by Silentpenguin October 20, 2009

taco-head

One whose head is full of meat and cheese

"What a taco-head: He locked his keys in the running car!"

by Harrzack July 2, 2016