turtlesnaking 

1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a rectum due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. This differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the anus prior to returning to it's shell

Sorry that I missed church: The chalupa I ate last night, in combination with the multitude of India pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.

turtlesnaking by Doubleoh8.5 September 12, 2016

turtlenecked 

It means to be killed by being hanged. The term was coined in the Alpharad plus video “Sayori’s Turtleneck” when eelfiee entered Sayori’s room and Ellie said “She got turtlenecked!”

Person1: Where’s Bob?
Person2: He got turtlenecked
Person1: oh ok

turtlenecked by Browniehead666 June 2, 2020

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

Cream turtleneck 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

Cream turtleneck by Clust March 10, 2016

Sperm turtleing 

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

Sperm turtleing by P'dusse July 3, 2022

mutant ninja turtles 

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

mutant ninja turtles by Dognapp May 15, 2016

tuwtles 

1. A reptile with a hard shell, 4 legs, and a cute little tail.

2. Something that you particularly enjoy.

I like tuwtles

tuwtles by AngelaMariee September 29, 2010